Whats on in Brighton ™

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:19:37 +0100

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Voodoo Knife Block

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 08:41:44 +0100

On Saturday outside the waterfront Congregational church a protest is planned about the voodoo knife block. This may well be the first time that a religious organisation has gotten themselves involved in kitchen fashions - but a spokesperson for the church told me that “there is no place for the dark arts in knife storage”

The voodoo knife block has been around for a few years but in the last few months has grown in popularity and notoriety since its implication in a voodoo cures murder in Hove. A young girl had fallen out with her boyfriend one evening and the following morning when she was buttering her toast she decided to put a voodoo curse onto him as she replaced the knife into the voodoo knife block. That afternoon the young boy was crushed by a fridge as he walked along marine parade - the object fell from a second floor balcony of an unoccupied building.

The power of voodoo seems to able to be harnessed by the use of the knife block even by a person with very little knowledge of the actual mechanisms of the curse.

Anton Du Beke

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 10:28:00 +0000

What’s on Monday? You know that doddering bloke with the cringing, prefabricated one liners from Strictly Come Dancing? Well he’s coming to Brighton. The dancing man with the large head will be visiting Brighton station to do some PR stuff for Southern Railways.

It’ll be along the lines of a giant conga - feel free to go along and become part of the stunt. You could become an unpaid extra in an advertisement for Southern rail.

Or you could view it as an opportunity to see somebody who is from the telly in the flesh - a story to share with your children and your children’s children.

Heston Blumenthal

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 10:33:28 +0000

This Friday, Heston Bumenthal will be doing a cooking demo on Brighton Pier. In the predictably unpredictable Whacky World of Fat Ducks then nobody knows what he is trying to concoct… but I have been given a tickle by an insider from the inside and my source tells me that it’s going to involve the all of the Brighton classics of Brighton Rock, Jellied eels and focaccia.

And beause just eating the food isn’t enough the helter skelter is somehow involved in the preparation!!!

Beyond that I really can’t tell you anything so you’ll have to go along and see for yourself.

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm I’m already salivating at the thought…..

There will be a bike race around the piers at 6.30pm tonight....

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 10:00:00 +0000

There will be a bike race around the piers at 6.30pm tonight. Meet at the Brighton West Pier for a prompt start.

Prizes for the best fancy dress.

meet at Brighton’s jubilee library tonight for a book...

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 18:24:00 +0000

meet at Brighton’s jubilee library tonight for a book lovers lovers meeting.

It’s chance to meet and love people who love loving and love books.

It’s only for clever people, so no glasses - no entry.

Brighton Dome Home Interior Design

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 18:23:03 +0000

Brighton Dome Home Interior Design

Central Tweezing. The Brighton eyebrow festival will take place...

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 18:23:00 +0000

Central Tweezing. The Brighton eyebrow festival will take place at Brighton Dome this weekend at 10 am on Saturday and 11am on Sunday.

It’s all about the trimming so remember bold is beautiful.

Cleaning up the streets of Brighton this weekend. It was the...

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:32:21 +0000

Cleaning up the streets of Brighton this weekend.

It was the boots that I first noticed, but then I noticed the missing knickers.

I thought super heroes wore their pants on the outside she’s got it all wrong.

What’s on with those flowers?

Sun, 19 Dec 2010 14:39:59 +0000

What’s on with those flowers?

Whats on Brighton’s back. If you can read this...

Sun, 19 Dec 2010 14:39:13 +0000

Whats on Brighton’s back. If you can read this you’re doing OK. Maybe it’s a love letter? I think the letter continues around the front. Over the dome.